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Personal Preferences
Going to the gym but not lifting free weights is 9% gay
Not eating spicy food is 10% gay
Eat pizza or any appetizer with a fork and knife is 11% gay
Knowing the names to more than 8 colors is 12% gay
Correcting other peeples spelling is 13% gay
If you’ve never shot a firearm that’s 14% gay
If you’ve never been in a fist fight, thats 15% gay
Going to the Renaissance Festival is 21% gay
Not liking the taste of beer is 24% gay
Buying gifts for guy friends (excluding shots and lap dances) is 27% gay
Watching “Dirty Dancing” if you haven’t seen “Roadhouse” is 29% gay
Jean Claude Van Damme the man is not gay.
Jean Claude Van Damme the name is 30% gay.
Going “Green” is 31% gay
Using the word “Homophobic” is 42% gay
Complimenting another man on any physical feature is 43% gay
Being a vegetarian is at least 52% gay
Using the word “Fabulous” is 98% gay
Experimenting with your drunk buddy in college is 100% gay

Vehicles
Automatic Transmissions are 10% gay
Any convertible that’s not based on a Jeep or a Truck is 40% gay
Motor scooters are 50% gay
A Mini Cooper, a Beetle, or a car that could be mistaken for either is 52% gay
Mazda Miatas are 75% gay

Hygiene and Grooming
Having a natural perm is 11% gay
Using any hair product is 14% gay
Using the phrase “Hair Product” is 15% gay
Using anyting other than nail clippers or a knife on your nails is 15% gay
Shaving any part of your body below the neckline is 18% gay
Having your hair cut anywhere but a barbershop is 21% gay
Tanning is 36% gay
Having a 1/8 inch shaved head and earings is 37% gay
Changing the color of your hair is 40% gay
Getting a perm on purpose is 46% gay
Getting highlights is 47% gay

Clothing
Owning more than 3 pairs of non-athletic shoes is 10% gay
Owning more than 3 belts (excluding Karate) is 12% gay
Paying more than $75 for a pair of jeans is 35% gay
Wearing under-armor or spandex as the outer-most layer is 38% gay

This list is 23.2 % gay

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