diabolicalcrew

The Top Five Reasons to go to a Club or Lounge with a one-word name
Blonde,Jet,Mist,NV,ETC):

5.      To meet beautiful women and engage them in deep conversation…
about which drink they’d like you to buy them.

4.      To see where all the shirts from Express ended up.

3.      To use the bathroom, safe in the knowledge that you will have someone there to squirt
soap in your hands, turn on the water, hand you a paper towel, offer you a peppermint, and a
spray of cologne….so you can tell him you’ll tip him next time.

2.      To be a guy or a girl that can get into a club with a one-word name.

And the number one reason to go to club with a one-word name:

1.      To crinkle your lip into your best blue steel, tilt your head to the side, hold out a bottle of
vodka in one hand and a make believe gang-sign in the other…then capture it all in a new image for your Myspace page.