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Personal Preferences
Going to the gym but not lifting free weights is 9% gay
Not eating spicy food is 10% gay
Eat pizza or any appetizer with a fork and knife is 11% gay
Knowing the names to more than 8 colors is 12% gay
Correcting other peeples spelling is 13% gay
If you’ve never shot a firearm that’s 14% gay
If you’ve never been in a fist fight, thats 15% gay
Going to the Renaissance Festival is 21% gay
Not liking the taste of beer is 24% gay
Buying gifts for guy friends (excluding shots and lap dances) is 27% gay
Watching “Dirty Dancing” if you haven’t seen “Roadhouse” is 29% gay
Jean Claude Van Damme the man is not gay.
Jean Claude Van Damme the name is 30% gay.
Going “Green” is 31% gay
Using the word “Homophobic” is 42% gay
Complimenting another man on any physical feature is 43% gay
Being a vegetarian is at least 52% gay
Using the word “Fabulous” is 98% gay
Experimenting with your drunk buddy in college is 100% gay

Vehicles
Automatic Transmissions are 10% gay
Any convertible that’s not based on a Jeep or a Truck is 40% gay
Motor scooters are 50% gay
A Mini Cooper, a Beetle, or a car that could be mistaken for either is 52% gay
Mazda Miatas are 75% gay

Hygiene and Grooming
Having a natural perm is 11% gay
Using any hair product is 14% gay
Using the phrase “Hair Product” is 15% gay
Using anyting other than nail clippers or a knife on your nails is 15% gay
Shaving any part of your body below the neckline is 18% gay
Having your hair cut anywhere but a barbershop is 21% gay
Tanning is 36% gay
Having a 1/8 inch shaved head and earings is 37% gay
Changing the color of your hair is 40% gay
Getting a perm on purpose is 46% gay
Getting highlights is 47% gay

Clothing
Owning more than 3 pairs of non-athletic shoes is 10% gay
Owning more than 3 belts (excluding Karate) is 12% gay
Paying more than $75 for a pair of jeans is 35% gay
Wearing under-armor or spandex as the outer-most layer is 38% gay

This list is 23.2 % gay

IF you’d like to add to the big gay list send an email to Thatsgay@1800dc.com.

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The Diabolical Canoe Trip 7 will be on a Thursday through Saturday this year.  June 18-20,
2009.   While Thurs-Saturday is not the norm, we’re looking forward to having the campground pretty much to ourselves on Thursday night, then the river to ourselves on Friday when we float.   Friday night the campground will be packed with partiers and Shadow Lake Nightclub (just a short walk) will be bumpin as usual.   Saturday we’ll head home, and you’ll be able to spend time with your loved ones on Fathers Day, Sunday June 21st. 

We’ve opened up the Diabolical Canoe Trip 7 page on this site and will soon be accepting
registrations!    The evite should be coming out soon!

So you’re stupid crazy in love or lust with Ms. Perfect (or Mr.) she’s one in a million and she just left

you and you’ll never find another one just like her. Before you decide to drink yourself to death

wallowing in your misery, let me tell you about what I call The Rule of 294.

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