diabolicalcrew

The Top Five Reasons to go to a Club or Lounge with a one-word name
Blonde,Jet,Mist,NV,ETC):

5.      To meet beautiful women and engage them in deep conversation…
about which drink they’d like you to buy them.

4.      To see where all the shirts from Express ended up.

3.      To use the bathroom, safe in the knowledge that you will have someone there to squirt
soap in your hands, turn on the water, hand you a paper towel, offer you a peppermint, and a
spray of cologne….so you can tell him you’ll tip him next time.

2.      To be a guy or a girl that can get into a club with a one-word name.

And the number one reason to go to club with a one-word name:

1.      To crinkle your lip into your best blue steel, tilt your head to the side, hold out a bottle of
vodka in one hand and a make believe gang-sign in the other…then capture it all in a new image for your Myspace page.

So I had this can of tiger balm in my truck Saturday my windows were rolled up and it was HOT in the truck. I heard something sizzling in there and noticed it was that can of Tiger Balm… I grabbed it and it EXPLODED all over the place, on me, all throughout the truck, EVERYWHERE. I didn’t change my clothes and we went straight to a Gentlemes Club… interesting because after the gals were sitting on me they started complaining about a little bit of burning sensation. Kinda funny really. It was brutal.

If you get anywhere near my truck – you can smell that stuff. I’ve been driving everywhere with my windows down and it still makes my eyes water.

Just thought I’d share my funny story.

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