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This debate started on the drive home from the Diabolical Canoe Trip as we discussed why some people just cant drink for more than two days straight.
“Your liver is a tiny pink lawn-chair. My liver is a leather sectional sofa”
“Your liver is Turbo. My liver is Summerborn” (This one’s a late night DCT7 inside joke)
“Your liver is the Royals. My liver is Albert Pujols”
“Your liver is a tiny red Christmas ornament, my liver is Santa Claus and eight tiny reindeer”
“Your liver is Ralph Maccio. My liver is Bruce Lee”
“Your liver is a tiny eyelash stuck to the side of your nose. My liver is Chuck Norris’s beard”
“Your liver is a 40 watt flourescent bulb. My liver is the Sun”
“Your liver speaks in a soft feminine voice. My liver is Barry Whites voice coach”
“Your liver joined the Peace Corps. My liver held back the entire Persian empire at Thermopylae”
“My liver is Transformers, your liver is Gili”
“Your liver is pigeon poo, my liver is man-sized elephant dung”
“Your liver is a muddy puddle, my liver is the Shed Aquarium”
“Your liver is Yoko Ono and sings like her too, my liver is pretty much anyone else”
”My liver is Central Air, your liver is a tiny folding fan”
“Your liver is a 3.5″ black and white tv with a digital converter, my liver is a 70inch 1080p with the screen split between porn and football”
“My liver is He-Man, your liver is She-ra”
“My liver made it a blockbuster night, your liver fell asleep on the toilet reading ‘People’”
“My liver is the original Nike Air Jordans, your liver is Pro-Wings”
“Your liver is an a-cup, my liver is double-D’s”
“My liver has opposable thumbs, your liver has opposable breath”
“My liver plays to sold out stadiums, your liver gave my roadies liver a BJ to get backstage”
“My liver is Tiger Woods Golf on the WII, your liver is Oregon Trail on the orange and black screen”
“Your liver got splashed in the face at the kiddy pool and cried, my liver stormed the beach at Normandy”
“My liver is Mike Tyson, your liver is Don Flamenco”
“My liver HAD Jesse’s girl, your liver just wishes it did”
“Your liver wishes it had Jesse’s girl, meanwhile Jesse and his girl are raising my livers illegitimate love child”
“Your liver wishes it had Jesse’s girl, my liver got the clap from that b!tch”
“My liver is a black magic woman”
“My liver is a black magic marker”
“My liver is a black Magic Johnson!”
“Your liver is a Vespa Scooter, my liver is an Custom Chopper”
“Your liver is a seamstress, my liver built a house with a claw hammer”
“My liver is the tri-state beer chugging champion, your liver drinks warm milk from a thimble”
“My liver is Michael Jordan, your liver is Scottie Pippen”
“Your liver is Michael Jackson 2009, my liver is Michael Jackson 1982″
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For those of you that were not fortunate enough to know Jacob in life (The red head on the right) he was a great friend of ours that we tragically lost way too early. To keep his memory alive some of his friends and family host an annual Softball and Golf Tournament in La Cygne KS. The money raised benefits Jacobs foundation, www.everybodystrailer.com.
THE SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT WILL BE HELD SATURDAY JUNE 27TH, 2009 IN LA CYGNE STARTING TIME IS 10:00 AM.
IT WILL BE COED TEAMS LIKE LAST YEAR WITH A MINIMUM OF 4 GIRLS PER TEAM. WE WILL GIVE TEE SHIRTS TO THE WINNERS AGAIN LIKE LAST YEAR. ALSO WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH DRINKS AND SNACKS TO BUY, BECAUSE I KNOW WE GOT TOO MUCH LAST YEAR SO MAYBE WE CAN TRY TO BUY A LITTLE LESS THIS YEAR. WE ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF THEY WILL ALLOW A KEG OR BEER IN THE PARKING LOT AND WE WILL NOT HAVE IT ON THE FIELD IF THEY DO NOT WANT US TOO.
POC for Softball Tournament is Stephany Cuevas-Spiker Stephany@mokanpreps.com
THE GOLF TOURNAMENT WILL BE SUNDAY JUNE 28TH, 2009. TEE TIMES AT 7:30 A.M. AND 1:00 P.M. YOU WILL NEED TO BE THERE A HALF HOUR EARLY TO SIGN IN AND GET READY. WE WILL GIVE CASH PRIZES OUT TO FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD PLACE MENS, AND THE SAME FOR THE WOMENS. THERE WILL BE A LONG DRIVE CONTEST, WINNER GETS A NEW DRIVER. LONGEST PUT CONTEST, WINNER GETS A NEW PUTTER, CLOSET TO THE PIN WINNER GETS GIFT CERTIFICATE TO SOMEWHERE NOT SURE YET.
LETS HAVE ANOTHER FUN YEAR AND KEEP THIS THING GOING. JACOB WOULD BE PROUD OF ALL OF YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD EVERY YEAR SO THAT PEOPLE REMEMER WHAT A GREAT GUY HE WAS, AND SO WE CAN CONTINUE TO SHARE HIS KINDNESS WITH OTHERS
POC for Golf tournament is STEVEN SPIKER sspiker23@hotmail.com
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