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So you’re stupid crazy in love or lust with Ms. Perfect (or Mr.) she’s one in a million and she just left
you and you’ll never find another one just like her. Before you decide to drink yourself to death
wallowing in your misery, let me tell you about what I call The Rule of 294.
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So I had this can of tiger balm in my truck Saturday my windows were rolled up and it was HOT in the truck. I heard something sizzling in there and noticed it was that can of Tiger Balm… I grabbed it and it EXPLODED all over the place, on me, all throughout the truck, EVERYWHERE. I didn’t change my clothes and we went straight to a Gentlemes Club… interesting because after the gals were sitting on me they started complaining about a little bit of burning sensation. Kinda funny really. It was brutal.
If you get anywhere near my truck – you can smell that stuff. I’ve been driving everywhere with my windows down and it still makes my eyes water.
Just thought I’d share my funny story.
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