My liver drank your liver under the table!
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This debate started on the drive home from the Diabolical Canoe Trip as we discussed why some people just cant drink for more than two days straight.
“Your liver is a tiny pink lawn-chair. My liver is a leather sectional sofa”
“Your liver is Turbo. My liver is Summerborn” (This one’s a late night DCT7 inside joke)
“Your liver is the Royals. My liver is Albert Pujols”
“Your liver is a tiny red Christmas ornament, my liver is Santa Claus and eight tiny reindeer”
“Your liver is Ralph Maccio. My liver is Bruce Lee”
“Your liver is a tiny eyelash stuck to the side of your nose. My liver is Chuck Norris’s beard”
“Your liver is a 40 watt flourescent bulb. My liver is the Sun”
“Your liver speaks in a soft feminine voice. My liver is Barry Whites voice coach”
“Your liver joined the Peace Corps. My liver held back the entire Persian empire at Thermopylae”
“My liver is Transformers, your liver is Gili”
“Your liver is pigeon poo, my liver is man-sized elephant dung”
“Your liver is a muddy puddle, my liver is the Shed Aquarium”
“Your liver is Yoko Ono and sings like her too, my liver is pretty much anyone else”
”My liver is Central Air, your liver is a tiny folding fan”
“Your liver is a 3.5″ black and white tv with a digital converter, my liver is a 70inch 1080p with the screen split between porn and football”
“My liver is He-Man, your liver is She-ra”
“My liver made it a blockbuster night, your liver fell asleep on the toilet reading ‘People’”
“My liver is the original Nike Air Jordans, your liver is Pro-Wings”
“Your liver is an a-cup, my liver is double-D’s”
“My liver has opposable thumbs, your liver has opposable breath”
“My liver plays to sold out stadiums, your liver gave my roadies liver a BJ to get backstage”
“My liver is Tiger Woods Golf on the WII, your liver is Oregon Trail on the orange and black screen”
“Your liver got splashed in the face at the kiddy pool and cried, my liver stormed the beach at Normandy”
“My liver is Mike Tyson, your liver is Don Flamenco”
“My liver HAD Jesse’s girl, your liver just wishes it did”
“Your liver wishes it had Jesse’s girl, meanwhile Jesse and his girl are raising my livers illegitimate love child”
“Your liver wishes it had Jesse’s girl, my liver got the clap from that b!tch”
“My liver is a black magic woman”
“My liver is a black magic marker”
“My liver is a black Magic Johnson!”
“Your liver is a Vespa Scooter, my liver is an Custom Chopper”
“Your liver is a seamstress, my liver built a house with a claw hammer”
“My liver is the tri-state beer chugging champion, your liver drinks warm milk from a thimble”
“My liver is Michael Jordan, your liver is Scottie Pippen”
“Your liver is Michael Jackson 2009, my liver is Michael Jackson 1982″
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